I Can't Believe I've Sunk This Low

Another Starbucks blog. Here is my notepad:

NOTEPAD:
Sup, bitches?

I'm back here in Starbucks Trinoma, near the Landmark Grocery. Yes, I know. Again? Yeah. It is becoming repetitive and I'm getting annoyed. Not really, since I can say that I have a reason to go to the mall every single day my mom is not in her office. Hay.

Anyways, since I'm back at Starbucks, I have to begin blogging about my experience in here.

But, before anything else, I have to say that I had a weird bathroom experience. I entered the bathroom with my school uniform still on (yes, I was still in school uniform when I entered the mall). I had to change, so I used a stall in the washroom. Before I even opened my bag to get my shirt, I heard in the next stall a person groaning. I decided to get on with my life, but he continued moaning and groaning and whatever a man does when he's doing either of the following: 1. Having sex with another person (Guy/Girl, IDK which) 2. Masturbating (Uh, why would he masturbate in a public bathroom? Do it at home please) or 3. Shitting. (most probably, but why would you moan out loud in a public washroom?)

Think what you want to think but I immediately left the place after that. I know it sounds insane, but 'tis true. My ears never lie, most of the time.

Anyway, back to the Starbucks Experience. I'm inside the shop, a different position from my previous one, which explains the sudden change of personality. I'm in the corner beside a glass wall which means that I can see what happens outside in the driveway in front of the supermarket.

It's a very boring Starbucks Night tonight. Nothing much going on. All I could see are boring people studying for God knows what, being quiet and shit. I could also see in the table in front of me a family, a very interesting family.

The daughters are normal, nothing out of the ordinary. The mother as well. But the father. Well, I think he's gay, by his actions I mean. But, there's nothing wrong there. At least he knows how to take care of his family.

Anyways, a hot girl beside me. She's studying, I think, for Civil Engineering but I'm not totally sure. She's actually very pretty. Did I mention hot? This is weird. Every time I go here some hot girl shows up beside me. Stroke of luck, eh? Another hot one came up, but she left. She was wearing a black tanktop and very short shorts.

I'm proud of me today, I did a good deed. I helped a couple transfer tables from a very far place to the table beside me. I'm a good person now. But, I'm not quite liking them since they're also reading Twilight. Why? Because, even if this sounds so selfish and egotistic, I want me to be the only one who has read it ever, before the movie. Yes, I know. Egotistic. Sorry for offending the people who got offended by my opinion.

Anyways, cute kids are playing with bubbles in front of me. Very cute kids. Aww...

Shit, am I this bored. I feel stalkerish now. I'm everywhere na kasi, di ba? (Mico, can I join your stalker group?)

Anyway, more stories about today in my brother's, Human, blog, if you know what I mean. :> More surprises, await you there. See you soon.

I'm getting corrupted by Starbucks' Frappe. (I know. I'm a bad person.)

-15th Review