Script. Part III. (Miggy, when is the tear jerker part?)

Before anything else, Robby! Why am I an evil boy?!

Script:

Yes, God's very own prayer warrior.

If you happen to have attended almost all the UAAP games, whether Juniors or Seniors Division, you surely would've seen her at least once. She's the kind looking lady who seems to like everyone she meets. She's the person, especially at her age (although, I'm not sure if that phrase may insult her) whom you think would never do things like, shout at the top of one's voice like everything depended on her and after a few minutes, sit down and pray like everything depended on God.

Yes, my dear friends, our very beloved, Mrs. Abito.

There are so many words to describe Mrs. Abito. But these three words would have totally grasped her personality.

1. MOTHERLY (Insert short clip here)

2. UNDERSTANDING (Insert short clip here)

3. PRAYERFUL (Insert short clip here)

To our very own Mrs. Abito, we thank you for everything. For the times you were so caring for us, for the times you were so understanding even if we almost made you walk out, for teaching us how to love God through Mary, for advising us in our times of needs, for being a great moderator, for loving us like your own sons, for the great year that has been and will be.

Thank you, ma'am!

We have "secretly" prepared a video, where we got students and 2 teachers to speak and thank ma'am for the wonderful year.

Before Bryan gets all mad about this.

HI BRYAN. YOU GOT PREGNANT.

Eric Sto. Domingo: HARVEY
Harvey Parafina: Yes?
Eric Sto. Domingo: important matters are at hand
Eric Sto. Domingo: sa tingin mo, anong oras matatapos yung party bukas?
Harvey Parafina: Like what?
Harvey Parafina: Uh, 7:30ishness
Eric Sto. Domingo: ok
Eric Sto. Domingo: thanks
Eric Sto. Domingo:
Harvey Parafina: Why?
Harvey Parafina: Is someone...?
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: is someone....what?
Harvey Parafina: I was about to say pregnant, but I think it won't fit.
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: ...yes
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: Who?
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S BRYAN
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: But, it can't be.
Eric Sto. Domingo: i told marte not to
Eric Sto. Domingo: but...
Harvey Parafina: He's no hermaphrodyte
Eric Sto. Domingo: he couldn't be stopped
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: But, he has no ovaries.
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: well
Eric Sto. Domingo: he asked orville for tips
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: and i don't even know where orvs gets his/her tips
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: But, Orville doesn't know anything.
Eric Sto. Domingo: exactly
Eric Sto. Domingo: it's surprising
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S A PARADOX
Harvey Parafina: Surely Marte got it from someone else
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAADOOOOOOOX
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: SO, Bryan was impregnated by PARADOX?
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
Harvey Parafina: Then who?
Eric Sto. Domingo: Bryan was impregnated by Marte, who got tips from Orville, who got his/her/its tips from something.
Eric Sto. Domingo: But Orvs doesn't know anything. SO by sharing tips, it appears that he/she/it KNOWS something!!!11!!!
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOX
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: So, in the end it was Orville who got Bryan pregnant
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: YES
Eric Sto. Domingo: DETERMINISM!!!11!!!
Harvey Parafina: Then, it's no paradox.
Harvey Parafina: Wait.
Harvey Parafina: It is.
Harvey Parafina: Orville is a woman.
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
Eric Sto. Domingo: we don't know that yet
Eric Sto. Domingo: that's why
Eric Sto. Domingo: to be politically correct
Eric Sto. Domingo: we
Eric Sto. Domingo: refer to orville
Eric Sto. Domingo: as He/She/It
Harvey Parafina: Then, how'd he/she/it get Bryan pregnant?
Eric Sto. Domingo: by giving information to marte
Eric Sto. Domingo: who as you know, would gladly screw bryan
Eric Sto. Domingo: and insert his love seeds inside bryan's butt
Harvey Parafina: Lol at love seeds.
Harvey Parafina: Where'd he buy those?
Eric Sto. Domingo: FROM ORVILLE AGAIN
Eric Sto. Domingo: holy shit
Eric Sto. Domingo: i smell conspiracy!!
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: If it were a conspiracy, it would have been secret/
Harvey Parafina: Then, if this is so, how do YOU know these things?
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: THIS IS THE MATRIX ALL OVER AGAIN
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: You're conspiring against Bryan.
Eric Sto. Domingo: how?
Harvey Parafina: Hmm
Harvey Parafina: Let's see
Harvey Parafina: You totally know what Marte and Orville have done.
Harvey Parafina: Which means they may have told you at some point in your subconscious life (dream).
Eric Sto. Domingo: HARVEY
Eric Sto. Domingo: HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE ARE REAL???
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: i blame this on orville
Harvey Parafina: I'm just a figment of your imagination?!
Harvey Parafina: Holy CRAP!
Harvey Parafina: I'm not REAL!
Harvey Parafina: JESUS!
Harvey Parafina: Orville is the head conspirator (if that's even a word)
Eric Sto. Domingo: *kills himself*
Eric Sto. Domingo: i am so totally safe now
Harvey Parafina: But, you just killed yourself.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY!!!
Harvey Parafina: If it were conspiracy, then we should be on Orville's side, which we aren't.
Harvey Parafina: Does this mean we're not conspirators?
Eric Sto. Domingo: this means that we ARE on orville's side
Eric Sto. Domingo: without us knowing
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'm going to build a bomb shelter nau
Harvey Parafina: No, not CONSPIRACY.
Harvey Parafina: PARADOX.
Harvey Parafina: Bomb shelters won't help
Eric Sto. Domingo: PARADOX
Eric Sto. Domingo: !!!
Harvey Parafina: PARADOX.
Harvey Parafina: ORVILLE'S THE PARADOX.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: ok.
Eric Sto. Domingo:
Eric Sto. Domingo: gtg harvey babes ;o
Eric Sto. Domingo: that was nice
Harvey Parafina: Ayt.
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'll pay you for your services tomorrow
Harvey Parafina: Bye Eric.
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: Thank you for the superb night.
Eric Sto. Domingo has signed out. (12/18/2008 11:30 PM)


Here Bryan, our malabo conversation.

Script. Part II. (The Boring Part, for Me)

Before anything else, MARTE, you manwhore! How'd you impregnate Bryan? Impossible.

Script:


Now, for the serious part. Most of us have been together for almost two years; two of us were adopted became part of this class and has been living with us for almost a year now.

I know, it has not always been great. We've had our own times when we were low. We had our highlights.

But, whatever we reach at the end of the schoolyear is not as important as what we are doing right now.

Kumbaga, sa Math Problem Solving, 4 points yung solution pero 1 point lang yung huling sagot. Hindi mahalaga ang mapupuntahan, basta ang mahalaga ay kung paano ka makakarating doon.

And all these would never have happened without God and His prayer warrior.

Scripted. Part I.

Miggy, ito na ang hinihiling mong script:


Ah, 2A.

The epitome of sabaw. Or, just sabaw itself.

You know, many "things" happened this year. And, by things, I mean THINGS.

Things we could be proud of, like the banners we won in CommArts Month, the Cross Country Race, and the recent Sportsfest, group projects and presentations, our first successful soiree, and some more things which I think are still awesome.

Or things we would have always wanted to forget, just like failure in English, and more failure in English, and more failures in other subjects, the times when everything was in turmoil, times when people, specifically (bleep) and (bleep), don't get along well, times when cramming becomes a big mistake, and a whole lot of other times we sadly would never forget.

All these things we've done: Love it. Hate it. Hug it. Despise it. Kiss it. Crucify it. But, it will still be A2011 no matter what.

(PART 1 - Accomplished)

KLIK KLIK

I so love Klik.

To quote Bryan, "If I had a time machine, I would always return to last Friday (KLIK)." [Although, I think he has an ulterior motive to this decision. :> Nah. Think what you want to think.]

Anyway, Grace Lee and TonyToni were so funny. Well, actually it was TonyToni who was making fun of all the life lessons Grace was mentioning.

YOU SUCK RX.

Anyway, we got autographs and pictures. BEST MOMENT EVER. Although, parang nahipuan si Grace. Sana hindi naman. :> Robby and I were very hardcore. We got our autographs on our planners! PLANNERS! They will be reminders of the best day ever. LEAN, I wanna get my pics.

Anyway, we were supposed to go to Magic today to meet The Good Times Crew. But, sadly, di ako pinayagan. GUYS, wanna go this Thursday evening/Friday morning? Sana payagan na tayo. Damn those report cards. (Math and English specifically)

That's all for now. :>
-15th Review

Woah.

Dear people of the nation,

I just realized my cellphone load's all used up.. A few weeks ago, I just loaded
P300. Now, I have none. Sobra yata na 'kong magtext / tumawag. Grr.

I'm not complaining about the people who keep texting me which makes me use
up my load. However, I'm complaing about my dependency on this kind of communication.
Masyado yata tayong mahagot sa pagtext - I mean, paggamit ng cellphone.

Marami pa rin namang ibang forms of communication sa mundo na pwedeng
gamitin. Merong telepono, imbes na selepono. Meron din namang Y!M, kung saan pwede
namang makipag-usap gamit pa rin ang mga nakasulat na salita o, kung gusto mo,
tumawag ka na rin gamit ang Y!M. Pwede ka rin namang sumulat ng liham sa papel tapos
ipa-express delivery mo sa LBC kung gusto mong mabilis ang reply. Pwede ka rin namang
pumunta na lang sa bahay niya kung gusto mo ng masinsinang pag-uusap. Maraming
paraan; humanap ka na lang ng paraan para makausap mo ang gusto mong kausapin.

Hindi ko sinasabing huwag nang gumamit ng selepono. Ang sinasabi ko lang ay
sana'y hinay-hinay lang ang paggamit dahil pagod na rin na naman ang ating mga daliri
sa kakapindot ng mga numero para ang lumabas ay mga salitang pinaiksi pa.

Nagmamahal sa inyo,
15th Review

PS: Grabe ang transition ng liham na 'to. Galing sa Tagalog, it became English in an instant

without you realizing that you're actually reading a letter written in two languages. Well,

good night to you all.

Screw You.

There is something wrong with me. I always go online at around 11 pm and only talk to the few people who are online. Apparently, I have a fetish for going online late at night.

Yes, a fetish.

I have a fetish?

Shock. Shock. Gasp. Gasp.

Anyway, I love you all, :">

-15th Review -Labo.

I'm Addicted

Yes, I am.

Sup, people?

I am very much addicted to mangas now. Well, not really mangas but actually a manga only. Bitter Virgins. Oh, yes. Bitter Virgins.

Aside from the fact that the whole manga is filled with girls with big bouncing boobies (oh, alliteration), the story is also great. It's about this high school kid, who's always being followed around by the big bouncing boobed high school girls, trying to get out of this town and study in a university to become a bachelor. Yes, it's all about being a bachelor. Well, in the meantime he has to continue his life in this small town before he could achieve his dreams. Well, I don't know the complete synopsis yet since I haven't actually read half of it.

Anyway, try to read it. Well, only if you're interested, kay?

Another interesting manga would be Saint Young Men. It's about Jesus and Buddha spending vacation here on Earth. Just read the story, sabaw yung pagkagawa yata eh. Pero nakakatawa.

You can read all these on OneManga.com.

-15th Review