Before Bryan gets all mad about this.

HI BRYAN. YOU GOT PREGNANT.

Eric Sto. Domingo: HARVEY
Harvey Parafina: Yes?
Eric Sto. Domingo: important matters are at hand
Eric Sto. Domingo: sa tingin mo, anong oras matatapos yung party bukas?
Harvey Parafina: Like what?
Harvey Parafina: Uh, 7:30ishness
Eric Sto. Domingo: ok
Eric Sto. Domingo: thanks
Eric Sto. Domingo:
Harvey Parafina: Why?
Harvey Parafina: Is someone...?
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: is someone....what?
Harvey Parafina: I was about to say pregnant, but I think it won't fit.
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: ...yes
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: Who?
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S BRYAN
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: But, it can't be.
Eric Sto. Domingo: i told marte not to
Eric Sto. Domingo: but...
Harvey Parafina: He's no hermaphrodyte
Eric Sto. Domingo: he couldn't be stopped
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: But, he has no ovaries.
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: well
Eric Sto. Domingo: he asked orville for tips
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: and i don't even know where orvs gets his/her tips
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: But, Orville doesn't know anything.
Eric Sto. Domingo: exactly
Eric Sto. Domingo: it's surprising
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S A PARADOX
Harvey Parafina: Surely Marte got it from someone else
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAADOOOOOOOX
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: SO, Bryan was impregnated by PARADOX?
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
Harvey Parafina: Then who?
Eric Sto. Domingo: Bryan was impregnated by Marte, who got tips from Orville, who got his/her/its tips from something.
Eric Sto. Domingo: But Orvs doesn't know anything. SO by sharing tips, it appears that he/she/it KNOWS something!!!11!!!
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOX
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: So, in the end it was Orville who got Bryan pregnant
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: YES
Eric Sto. Domingo: DETERMINISM!!!11!!!
Harvey Parafina: Then, it's no paradox.
Harvey Parafina: Wait.
Harvey Parafina: It is.
Harvey Parafina: Orville is a woman.
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
Eric Sto. Domingo: we don't know that yet
Eric Sto. Domingo: that's why
Eric Sto. Domingo: to be politically correct
Eric Sto. Domingo: we
Eric Sto. Domingo: refer to orville
Eric Sto. Domingo: as He/She/It
Harvey Parafina: Then, how'd he/she/it get Bryan pregnant?
Eric Sto. Domingo: by giving information to marte
Eric Sto. Domingo: who as you know, would gladly screw bryan
Eric Sto. Domingo: and insert his love seeds inside bryan's butt
Harvey Parafina: Lol at love seeds.
Harvey Parafina: Where'd he buy those?
Eric Sto. Domingo: FROM ORVILLE AGAIN
Eric Sto. Domingo: holy shit
Eric Sto. Domingo: i smell conspiracy!!
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: If it were a conspiracy, it would have been secret/
Harvey Parafina: Then, if this is so, how do YOU know these things?
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: THIS IS THE MATRIX ALL OVER AGAIN
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: You're conspiring against Bryan.
Eric Sto. Domingo: how?
Harvey Parafina: Hmm
Harvey Parafina: Let's see
Harvey Parafina: You totally know what Marte and Orville have done.
Harvey Parafina: Which means they may have told you at some point in your subconscious life (dream).
Eric Sto. Domingo: HARVEY
Eric Sto. Domingo: HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE ARE REAL???
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: i blame this on orville
Harvey Parafina: I'm just a figment of your imagination?!
Harvey Parafina: Holy CRAP!
Harvey Parafina: I'm not REAL!
Harvey Parafina: JESUS!
Harvey Parafina: Orville is the head conspirator (if that's even a word)
Eric Sto. Domingo: *kills himself*
Eric Sto. Domingo: i am so totally safe now
Harvey Parafina: But, you just killed yourself.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY!!!
Harvey Parafina: If it were conspiracy, then we should be on Orville's side, which we aren't.
Harvey Parafina: Does this mean we're not conspirators?
Eric Sto. Domingo: this means that we ARE on orville's side
Eric Sto. Domingo: without us knowing
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'm going to build a bomb shelter nau
Harvey Parafina: No, not CONSPIRACY.
Harvey Parafina: PARADOX.
Harvey Parafina: Bomb shelters won't help
Eric Sto. Domingo: PARADOX
Eric Sto. Domingo: !!!
Harvey Parafina: PARADOX.
Harvey Parafina: ORVILLE'S THE PARADOX.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: ok.
Eric Sto. Domingo:
Eric Sto. Domingo: gtg harvey babes ;o
Eric Sto. Domingo: that was nice
Harvey Parafina: Ayt.
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'll pay you for your services tomorrow
Harvey Parafina: Bye Eric.
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: Thank you for the superb night.
Eric Sto. Domingo has signed out. (12/18/2008 11:30 PM)


Here Bryan, our malabo conversation.