Script. Part III. (Miggy, when is the tear jerker part?)

Before anything else, Robby! Why am I an evil boy?!

Script:

Yes, God's very own prayer warrior.

If you happen to have attended almost all the UAAP games, whether Juniors or Seniors Division, you surely would've seen her at least once. She's the kind looking lady who seems to like everyone she meets. She's the person, especially at her age (although, I'm not sure if that phrase may insult her) whom you think would never do things like, shout at the top of one's voice like everything depended on her and after a few minutes, sit down and pray like everything depended on God.

Yes, my dear friends, our very beloved, Mrs. Abito.

There are so many words to describe Mrs. Abito. But these three words would have totally grasped her personality.

1. MOTHERLY (Insert short clip here)

2. UNDERSTANDING (Insert short clip here)

3. PRAYERFUL (Insert short clip here)

To our very own Mrs. Abito, we thank you for everything. For the times you were so caring for us, for the times you were so understanding even if we almost made you walk out, for teaching us how to love God through Mary, for advising us in our times of needs, for being a great moderator, for loving us like your own sons, for the great year that has been and will be.

Thank you, ma'am!

We have "secretly" prepared a video, where we got students and 2 teachers to speak and thank ma'am for the wonderful year.

Before Bryan gets all mad about this.

HI BRYAN. YOU GOT PREGNANT.

Eric Sto. Domingo: HARVEY
Harvey Parafina: Yes?
Eric Sto. Domingo: important matters are at hand
Eric Sto. Domingo: sa tingin mo, anong oras matatapos yung party bukas?
Harvey Parafina: Like what?
Harvey Parafina: Uh, 7:30ishness
Eric Sto. Domingo: ok
Eric Sto. Domingo: thanks
Eric Sto. Domingo:
Harvey Parafina: Why?
Harvey Parafina: Is someone...?
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: is someone....what?
Harvey Parafina: I was about to say pregnant, but I think it won't fit.
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: ...yes
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: Who?
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S BRYAN
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: But, it can't be.
Eric Sto. Domingo: i told marte not to
Eric Sto. Domingo: but...
Harvey Parafina: He's no hermaphrodyte
Eric Sto. Domingo: he couldn't be stopped
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: But, he has no ovaries.
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: well
Eric Sto. Domingo: he asked orville for tips
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: and i don't even know where orvs gets his/her tips
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: But, Orville doesn't know anything.
Eric Sto. Domingo: exactly
Eric Sto. Domingo: it's surprising
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S A PARADOX
Harvey Parafina: Surely Marte got it from someone else
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAADOOOOOOOX
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: SO, Bryan was impregnated by PARADOX?
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
Harvey Parafina: Then who?
Eric Sto. Domingo: Bryan was impregnated by Marte, who got tips from Orville, who got his/her/its tips from something.
Eric Sto. Domingo: But Orvs doesn't know anything. SO by sharing tips, it appears that he/she/it KNOWS something!!!11!!!
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOX
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: So, in the end it was Orville who got Bryan pregnant
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: YES
Eric Sto. Domingo: DETERMINISM!!!11!!!
Harvey Parafina: Then, it's no paradox.
Harvey Parafina: Wait.
Harvey Parafina: It is.
Harvey Parafina: Orville is a woman.
Harvey Parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
Eric Sto. Domingo: we don't know that yet
Eric Sto. Domingo: that's why
Eric Sto. Domingo: to be politically correct
Eric Sto. Domingo: we
Eric Sto. Domingo: refer to orville
Eric Sto. Domingo: as He/She/It
Harvey Parafina: Then, how'd he/she/it get Bryan pregnant?
Eric Sto. Domingo: by giving information to marte
Eric Sto. Domingo: who as you know, would gladly screw bryan
Eric Sto. Domingo: and insert his love seeds inside bryan's butt
Harvey Parafina: Lol at love seeds.
Harvey Parafina: Where'd he buy those?
Eric Sto. Domingo: FROM ORVILLE AGAIN
Eric Sto. Domingo: holy shit
Eric Sto. Domingo: i smell conspiracy!!
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: If it were a conspiracy, it would have been secret/
Harvey Parafina: Then, if this is so, how do YOU know these things?
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: THIS IS THE MATRIX ALL OVER AGAIN
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: You're conspiring against Bryan.
Eric Sto. Domingo: how?
Harvey Parafina: Hmm
Harvey Parafina: Let's see
Harvey Parafina: You totally know what Marte and Orville have done.
Harvey Parafina: Which means they may have told you at some point in your subconscious life (dream).
Eric Sto. Domingo: HARVEY
Eric Sto. Domingo: HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE ARE REAL???
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: i blame this on orville
Harvey Parafina: I'm just a figment of your imagination?!
Harvey Parafina: Holy CRAP!
Harvey Parafina: I'm not REAL!
Harvey Parafina: JESUS!
Harvey Parafina: Orville is the head conspirator (if that's even a word)
Eric Sto. Domingo: *kills himself*
Eric Sto. Domingo: i am so totally safe now
Harvey Parafina: But, you just killed yourself.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY!!!
Harvey Parafina: If it were conspiracy, then we should be on Orville's side, which we aren't.
Harvey Parafina: Does this mean we're not conspirators?
Eric Sto. Domingo: this means that we ARE on orville's side
Eric Sto. Domingo: without us knowing
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'm going to build a bomb shelter nau
Harvey Parafina: No, not CONSPIRACY.
Harvey Parafina: PARADOX.
Harvey Parafina: Bomb shelters won't help
Eric Sto. Domingo: PARADOX
Eric Sto. Domingo: !!!
Harvey Parafina: PARADOX.
Harvey Parafina: ORVILLE'S THE PARADOX.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: ok.
Eric Sto. Domingo:
Eric Sto. Domingo: gtg harvey babes ;o
Eric Sto. Domingo: that was nice
Harvey Parafina: Ayt.
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'll pay you for your services tomorrow
Harvey Parafina: Bye Eric.
Harvey Parafina:
Harvey Parafina: Thank you for the superb night.
Eric Sto. Domingo has signed out. (12/18/2008 11:30 PM)


Here Bryan, our malabo conversation.

Script. Part II. (The Boring Part, for Me)

Before anything else, MARTE, you manwhore! How'd you impregnate Bryan? Impossible.

Script:


Now, for the serious part. Most of us have been together for almost two years; two of us were adopted became part of this class and has been living with us for almost a year now.

I know, it has not always been great. We've had our own times when we were low. We had our highlights.

But, whatever we reach at the end of the schoolyear is not as important as what we are doing right now.

Kumbaga, sa Math Problem Solving, 4 points yung solution pero 1 point lang yung huling sagot. Hindi mahalaga ang mapupuntahan, basta ang mahalaga ay kung paano ka makakarating doon.

And all these would never have happened without God and His prayer warrior.

Scripted. Part I.

Miggy, ito na ang hinihiling mong script:


Ah, 2A.

The epitome of sabaw. Or, just sabaw itself.

You know, many "things" happened this year. And, by things, I mean THINGS.

Things we could be proud of, like the banners we won in CommArts Month, the Cross Country Race, and the recent Sportsfest, group projects and presentations, our first successful soiree, and some more things which I think are still awesome.

Or things we would have always wanted to forget, just like failure in English, and more failure in English, and more failures in other subjects, the times when everything was in turmoil, times when people, specifically (bleep) and (bleep), don't get along well, times when cramming becomes a big mistake, and a whole lot of other times we sadly would never forget.

All these things we've done: Love it. Hate it. Hug it. Despise it. Kiss it. Crucify it. But, it will still be A2011 no matter what.

(PART 1 - Accomplished)

KLIK KLIK

I so love Klik.

To quote Bryan, "If I had a time machine, I would always return to last Friday (KLIK)." [Although, I think he has an ulterior motive to this decision. :> Nah. Think what you want to think.]

Anyway, Grace Lee and TonyToni were so funny. Well, actually it was TonyToni who was making fun of all the life lessons Grace was mentioning.

YOU SUCK RX.

Anyway, we got autographs and pictures. BEST MOMENT EVER. Although, parang nahipuan si Grace. Sana hindi naman. :> Robby and I were very hardcore. We got our autographs on our planners! PLANNERS! They will be reminders of the best day ever. LEAN, I wanna get my pics.

Anyway, we were supposed to go to Magic today to meet The Good Times Crew. But, sadly, di ako pinayagan. GUYS, wanna go this Thursday evening/Friday morning? Sana payagan na tayo. Damn those report cards. (Math and English specifically)

That's all for now. :>
-15th Review

Woah.

Dear people of the nation,

I just realized my cellphone load's all used up.. A few weeks ago, I just loaded
P300. Now, I have none. Sobra yata na 'kong magtext / tumawag. Grr.

I'm not complaining about the people who keep texting me which makes me use
up my load. However, I'm complaing about my dependency on this kind of communication.
Masyado yata tayong mahagot sa pagtext - I mean, paggamit ng cellphone.

Marami pa rin namang ibang forms of communication sa mundo na pwedeng
gamitin. Merong telepono, imbes na selepono. Meron din namang Y!M, kung saan pwede
namang makipag-usap gamit pa rin ang mga nakasulat na salita o, kung gusto mo,
tumawag ka na rin gamit ang Y!M. Pwede ka rin namang sumulat ng liham sa papel tapos
ipa-express delivery mo sa LBC kung gusto mong mabilis ang reply. Pwede ka rin namang
pumunta na lang sa bahay niya kung gusto mo ng masinsinang pag-uusap. Maraming
paraan; humanap ka na lang ng paraan para makausap mo ang gusto mong kausapin.

Hindi ko sinasabing huwag nang gumamit ng selepono. Ang sinasabi ko lang ay
sana'y hinay-hinay lang ang paggamit dahil pagod na rin na naman ang ating mga daliri
sa kakapindot ng mga numero para ang lumabas ay mga salitang pinaiksi pa.

Nagmamahal sa inyo,
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PS: Grabe ang transition ng liham na 'to. Galing sa Tagalog, it became English in an instant

without you realizing that you're actually reading a letter written in two languages. Well,

good night to you all.

Screw You.

There is something wrong with me. I always go online at around 11 pm and only talk to the few people who are online. Apparently, I have a fetish for going online late at night.

Yes, a fetish.

I have a fetish?

Shock. Shock. Gasp. Gasp.

Anyway, I love you all, :">

-15th Review -Labo.

I'm Addicted

Yes, I am.

Sup, people?

I am very much addicted to mangas now. Well, not really mangas but actually a manga only. Bitter Virgins. Oh, yes. Bitter Virgins.

Aside from the fact that the whole manga is filled with girls with big bouncing boobies (oh, alliteration), the story is also great. It's about this high school kid, who's always being followed around by the big bouncing boobed high school girls, trying to get out of this town and study in a university to become a bachelor. Yes, it's all about being a bachelor. Well, in the meantime he has to continue his life in this small town before he could achieve his dreams. Well, I don't know the complete synopsis yet since I haven't actually read half of it.

Anyway, try to read it. Well, only if you're interested, kay?

Another interesting manga would be Saint Young Men. It's about Jesus and Buddha spending vacation here on Earth. Just read the story, sabaw yung pagkagawa yata eh. Pero nakakatawa.

You can read all these on OneManga.com.

-15th Review

Reminisce

Look what I found lying around in My Documents. Sorry kung malabuan kayo. Pero, ganun talaga. :D

Ay pakshit. Nasa kabilang computer. I'll post it maybe tomorrow, okay?

Anyway, I don't know what to talk about now. I've planned this hour already, and now it's fucked up. I have to type faster now to compensate for the time I'm about to lose in a while.

Fuck the people/things which screws up other people's plans. That's why they're called plans. If you don't want to follow them, well fuck off.

Anyway, this is my first blog in 3 days. 3DAYS. Weird, huh? Exams kasi.

Pamatay exams:

• English - So fucking confusing.
• Math - You won't understand any number from this. Ma'am, give us easier tests naman.
• YUN LANG.

Yeah. And I can't believe I studied hard for Math and, I think, English ( I studied this last weekend). And I get this? WTF. It's so unfair. Just like Orville's case:

• Very high in everything else (Q, LT, Recitation, etc)
• Project grade - 83
• Justin was exempted who got accdg to him 8/30 in a quiz. :D
• Malas ka lang talaga kung ganun.

Anyway, have to go. I have to read Bitter Virgins. It's a nice manga, apparently.

-15th Review

Post Ko Dapat Noong Wednesday

Sup, bitches?

My NotePad is apparently lost, so I have to use WordPad...

Which is WAY cooler than WordPad. At least, ito may Ruler. Napakaloser pala nung isa. Pero I'm not entirely sure if this can produce HTMLs. But, I really don't care about it since I have a seeded grudge against viruses and HTMLs, but NOT the internet. Cause that's where hot tamales are. ;D

Anyway, I have to use this. Shit walang .html sa RichText Format (fancy that, bitches). Now I have to find NotePad. I miss it already. I'm not actually used to WordPad, which totally sucks by the way.

Wait. Cancel that. Pwede pala. Pero, mas gusto ko yung NotePad kasi mas versatile (nosebleed) siya. There. Just switched to NotePad. :D Ang labo nito. Math kasi. Weeeee! Functions FTW.

Below are four of 2A's Public Service Announcements. Yes, some of them may make sense but some also are really weird, REALLY weird.

- Mico - Bawal Umihi Dito - (Sorry, nadelete bago. But they get the message)
- John - KFC Manokol - (Yes, everyone, PSA po 'yan)
- MiggyM - Huwag Magmura - (Yes naman, A+)
- Bryan - Huminga Ka - (Sigurado ka bang tama yang ginawa mo?)

Uh, bawal pa yung dalawa diyan kasi di pa napakikinggan ni SerPao. Kaya, enjoy two of them. Sa kin, di ko pa ilalagay, secret pa.

Uh, this will be me, making mura at you. ;)

- Harvey - Sample Lang - (Yes, censorship rocks.)

So, I'm asking you guys to give me your mp3 files para malagay ko dito, or I might put it on a different blog. MARTE, JOHN, MICO, BRYAN, TITO, ERIC, sa public blog natin. Yung 2A hapbers' site (although Eric is not a hapber). Let's put one up, kay?

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EDIT: Next time ko na ilagay. Di ko alam kung pano eh.

Russ, I Am SO Pissed At You Right Now

I thought magkakampi tayo.

Betrayer. Walang kwenta.

Okay. Time to stop ranting because this *points at everything happening right now* is not worth the time right now. I have to study.

-15th Review

X_X

Yes, I'm dead beat and I'm really sleepy.

Sige, continue doing your stuff. Im'ma continue with BIO.

Tapusin niyo yung list natin. May gagawin ako pag mukhang kumpleto na yannnnnnnnn.

I realllllllllllly neeeeeeed to SLEEP.

-15thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MagBx Ka Na Lang

Tayo'y magBx,
Bx,
Bx,
Bx,
MagBx Bx na

Tayo'y magBx,
Bx,
Bx,
Bx,
MagBx Bx na

Tayo'y magBx,
Bx,
Bx,
Bx,
MagBx Bx pa.

Shemai kang tae. Sabaw po ako ngayong alas dose singkuwenta't tres ng umaga. Mag-aala-una na. Wheeee....

Wala lang. Naalala ko lang yung mga kantang tandang-tanda ng buong bayan. Ito ang ilan sa kanila:

• Otso-otso
• Wowowee
• Game K N B Theme Music
• Papaya
• Kagat Labi
• Kaluguran Daka Daka (Bisaya Version ng Isang Love Song)
  
• Go Go Go Bingo
• Butsikek (walang kamatayan)
• Liwanag Sa Dilim
• Hallelujah
• Noypi
• Isang Bandila
• Disconnection Notice
• Tatsulok
• Guillotine
• Yugto -tama ba to? Yung kay Papa Rico Blanco
• Mr. Suave
• Picha Pie
• (Iba Pang Parokya Songs na Masyadong Marami Para Sabihin)
• THE DAY YOU SAID GOODNIGHT -O'nga pala nalimutan ko na yung One Hit Wonder - HALE
• Ulan - Tanginang Cueshe yan (walang kwenta)
• Pinoy Big Brother Theme Songs - Pinoy, Ikaw ay Pinoy. Ipakita sa mundo...
  

Yun yung mga Pilipinong kantang tumatak sa masa.

Ito naman ang mga foreign songs na tumatak sa atin:

• Umbrella
• Womanizer
• Beautiful Girls
• Your Guardian Angel
• Hands To Heaven (Yung kay Christian Bautista)
• Always Be My Baby
• Bubbly
• Realize
• Disturbia
• No Air
• Gimme More
• LAHAT NG HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL NA KANTA - Siyempre malilimutan pa ba to?
• Lalo na yung This Is Me, This Is Real, This is... ni Demi Lovato at ni Papa Joe Jonas. Woo. Hatness ni Kate Walsh.
• (add songs)

Suggest more if you can in the CBOX.

-15th Review

Nalalapit Na.

Woohoo. Para sumakit ang ulo ni MiggyM, gawin natin itong isang makabuluhang pagsusulat sa Filipino.

Kababasa ko lang ng blag ni Eric. Ang hawt. Isa sa pinaka ma-hawt na blogs na nabasa ko sa aking buhay. Binibigyan ako ng inspirasyon ng pagsusulat niya.

Nakapangingilabot ang kanyang pagsusulat. Parang kumukulong mantika sa paborito mong manok.

Nosebled ka na ba Martinez?

Anyway, ang sabog ko ngayon eh. Katatapos lang ng Math LT at Bio LT. Pucha. Para kaming inihaw nila Ma'am. Ang hirap ba naman po. Pero siyempre kailangan ng confidence bago mag-take ng eksam.

Di ko alam kung bakit si Orville bading. O, nagbabading-badingan. Dami na niyang hinuli at tiningnan:

• Alfred Mendoza - Louie, may kaaway ka na.
• Bryan Mendoza - HD daw dati. Pahalik daw sabi niya.
• Siyempre, sino pa ba kundi si Miggy Martinez. - Seryoso, di ko alam kung MANHID na ba siya kay Orville o may HD din sa kanya.

Ay naku. Paalis na ako.

May parating pang isang post na tinatawag kong Class Unity Post ng hapbers.

-15th Review

Hello...

Hey, guys.

Nothing today.

Addison Shepherd (Kate Walsh) is hot, okay?

The Script is not gay.

I can't think of anything to say.

So, goodbey.

-15th Reviewey

A Seriously Boring Day For Me

Sup, guys?

At home right now. Lots of things to do, but not doing it at all. Tinatamad pa. Hay... My Bio book is heavy na, boring pa. Speaking of which, let's not speak about school.

Today was a boring day, in terms of everything. Nothing happens much at home except sulk around and sleep. I was supposed to be with some of you guys at AA, but AA had to hold their fair yesterday til today. Exams are next week and I'm dragging me down with the things I've got to do.

I'm sad I didn't go. Bryan said I missed a lot of things. Also, he said it was better than SophNight. [Well, why would you compare a Social Night with a FAIR?] Anyway, there were Starbucks and non-overpriced food. (No one told me softdrinks from the SophNight were 30 freakin' Pesos! Good thing I didn't buy)

Shit. I need news, and I want it now. (Yes, I demand a lot of things today since I'm bored.)

Anyway, in other events, I watched Grey's Anatomy Season 3 Episodes 1 and 2 today, again. I can't believe that Heigl girl (Izzie) can win over that Meredith Grey (IDK her name) in acting. She's a bad actress that Meredith.

Ang ganda pala nung kwento ng Grey's Anatomy, although I've realized this the first time I watched, which was in Baguio pa with Miggy and Orville (back when they were still together). And, add to the script the blood and the doctor shit, which apparently are very interesting to know. I was watching the episode of the guy with a tree branch staked into his body (I can't believed he was still alive when that thing was in his body). And, believe me, it would take lots of creative minds to think up of stories every single episode where they have to create new stories and continue the drama at the same time.

Anyway, I really have got to go.

-15th Review

I Can't Believe I've Sunk This Low

Another Starbucks blog. Here is my notepad:

NOTEPAD:
Sup, bitches?

I'm back here in Starbucks Trinoma, near the Landmark Grocery. Yes, I know. Again? Yeah. It is becoming repetitive and I'm getting annoyed. Not really, since I can say that I have a reason to go to the mall every single day my mom is not in her office. Hay.

Anyways, since I'm back at Starbucks, I have to begin blogging about my experience in here.

But, before anything else, I have to say that I had a weird bathroom experience. I entered the bathroom with my school uniform still on (yes, I was still in school uniform when I entered the mall). I had to change, so I used a stall in the washroom. Before I even opened my bag to get my shirt, I heard in the next stall a person groaning. I decided to get on with my life, but he continued moaning and groaning and whatever a man does when he's doing either of the following: 1. Having sex with another person (Guy/Girl, IDK which) 2. Masturbating (Uh, why would he masturbate in a public bathroom? Do it at home please) or 3. Shitting. (most probably, but why would you moan out loud in a public washroom?)

Think what you want to think but I immediately left the place after that. I know it sounds insane, but 'tis true. My ears never lie, most of the time.

Anyway, back to the Starbucks Experience. I'm inside the shop, a different position from my previous one, which explains the sudden change of personality. I'm in the corner beside a glass wall which means that I can see what happens outside in the driveway in front of the supermarket.

It's a very boring Starbucks Night tonight. Nothing much going on. All I could see are boring people studying for God knows what, being quiet and shit. I could also see in the table in front of me a family, a very interesting family.

The daughters are normal, nothing out of the ordinary. The mother as well. But the father. Well, I think he's gay, by his actions I mean. But, there's nothing wrong there. At least he knows how to take care of his family.

Anyways, a hot girl beside me. She's studying, I think, for Civil Engineering but I'm not totally sure. She's actually very pretty. Did I mention hot? This is weird. Every time I go here some hot girl shows up beside me. Stroke of luck, eh? Another hot one came up, but she left. She was wearing a black tanktop and very short shorts.

I'm proud of me today, I did a good deed. I helped a couple transfer tables from a very far place to the table beside me. I'm a good person now. But, I'm not quite liking them since they're also reading Twilight. Why? Because, even if this sounds so selfish and egotistic, I want me to be the only one who has read it ever, before the movie. Yes, I know. Egotistic. Sorry for offending the people who got offended by my opinion.

Anyways, cute kids are playing with bubbles in front of me. Very cute kids. Aww...

Shit, am I this bored. I feel stalkerish now. I'm everywhere na kasi, di ba? (Mico, can I join your stalker group?)

Anyway, more stories about today in my brother's, Human, blog, if you know what I mean. :> More surprises, await you there. See you soon.

I'm getting corrupted by Starbucks' Frappe. (I know. I'm a bad person.)

-15th Review

Why in the World Am I Watching These Things?

I miss you na. O God. I sounded like Orville.

But. Seriously. I miss this blog. It's shiny pinkness, black and fuchsia background. Hay...

Anyways, for today I'll be writing about my experience this past week. NO, it won't be about the Hell Week, although it really feels like hell. It will be about the one evening I spent in Starbucks Trinoma.

The past few days, I've been going to Starbucks Trinoma to get picked up by my dad since my mom is still in Cebu. So, I got bored while waiting so I decided to write about the recent events happening.

ACTUAL ENTRY on NOTEPAD:
Kawawa naman yung lalaki. Ayaw magpaakbay yung babae. :))
Ito na naman. =)) Parang ayaw talaga. Basa lang nang basa yung babae. Tapos yung lalaki... OMG. Nagcecellphone. Games nga! Poor boy. Gumawa ka kaya ng ibang magagawa.

Ay shit. Mukha akong tanga. Tawa ako nang tawa. Ang sayang maglaptop kapag bored ka.

Tagal niya namang maglaro. Boi, I know you want to do your next move. Ay, wa epek. gumalaw lang yung lalaki nang konti. Go. Maryosep. Stop playing your freakin' games. Okay sana kung kausap mo yung ex mo sa phone mo na hindi alam ng GF mo, pero hindi eh. Hanggang kay Zelda ka lang pala. AY, nakatingin dun sa babaeng katabi ko. Interesado yata. =))

OMG. Ano yung suot niya? Magpagupit ka nga! Haba ng buhok, 'di pa bagay. =)) Taena. Ano ba yan? Boys, tandaan lalaking Koreano ang lalaking 'to na may buhok ni Rihanna dati (bago siya nadisturb).Hay naku. Mga tao talaga sa Starbucks. Feeling. =))

OMG. Ay... Kala ko si Ms. Lim. Kamukha lang pala.

All nighter na naman yata ako ngayon. AH. Ubos na naman drink ko. Mahal kasi dito, eh. Tangina. Kape lang yan, mahal-mahal. Mag-Nescafe ka na lang. O kaya kung gusto mo may class, sumama ka kay Papa Piolo; mag-San Mig Cofee ka.

Di pa tapos si Boi Larong kasama ang GF na bored to death. Ay. Ito na po. PDA na. Wait. Nangulangot ba si Boi? Naman. Wag naman sa loob ng Starbucks. Papatalsikin ka nila diyan. Wala kasing class. [-(

Uy. Gayut nun. Katakot. Orville, kausapin mo, baka mapaamo mo. Memorize mo muna linya mo bago ka sumabak, okay?

Iniwanan na po si Boi ng kanyang GF. Siguro nakita na nangulangot siya. Baka mapatalsik din kasi.

Yak. Pangit ng GF mo. Ganda lang kapag nakatalikod.

And, the winner of the Talikodyenik Kodak Kontest is Ang GF ni Boi Kulangot.

Shit ang bored ko.

PDA. PDA. PDA. Pero, nakita ko na yung mukha nila eh. Wag na lang. Kulit. Sinabi na ngang wag mag-PDA sa Starbucks ang mga pangit. Sige kayo, mapapatalsik kayong dalawa.

Grabe tong katabi ko. Nakaslouch na parang bahay niya to. Konting class naman diyan. Purket Venti lang binili mo, wala kang right na itaas yang paa mo sa isa pang bangko. Nakakahiya. Kung wala kang magawa. Umalis ka na lang. Kung gusto mo lang maupo, ayusin mo naman upo mo. Para kang di tinuruan ng nanay mo ah. Bad girl. Laki nga lang ng kanyang... alam mo na. Omg. Laki nga. Ay, umalis. No more view to gaze at. I bet she didn't mind when she caught me, if ever she did.

-End-

I'm sorry. My dad came after that last sentence. D: Sad. No more free writing.

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Teehee.

Bryan's favorite expression whenever he thinks of something funny or concocts something up. Appropriate for today because I'll be reviewing, let's say, a concept.

Karma. I don't know why this is a Padrong Filipino, but I'm guessing it's because of the fact that many people rise up after being down for a long time. People like this kind of storyline, which repeats over and over and over and over and over again. It is annoying and it insults me people still use it as an excuse not to get on with life.

But, there is a thing as good karma. Karma which is beneficial to ourselves. This may also mean differently for the people you don't like. They may have bad fate today while you're having good fortune. See? Useless Karma. It will only go back to you.

-Sucky post-

In other news,

• The past creeps back on Yong's skin after Migo's story was revealed.
• Ginisa ang bata
• May magagalit ata bukas pag nalaman niya ang... thang.
  
• Bobo ni Marte sa kanyang "cramming" Natawa talaga ako.
• Sucky review today - kasi bawal magbigay ng too much
  

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2A, Say Sorry Na Ha?

Oh, happy day. Happy day...

Right. As if.

Lagot kayo kay ma'am. Pinaiyak niyo siya. Say sorry, okay? [in chorus] "Sorry, ma'am!"

Kasi naman, kung di ba naman sobrang gulo kanina, 'di sana iiyak si ma'am. Remember?

During SSP, Tito was explaining CSIP to 2A. Then, everything was going well, until, Tito mentioned the schedule dates. CSIP Dept, WTH? Ang pangit ng schedule niyo sa amin. It was either you do it on a Friday on a Sunday. But of course, being the masochistic, self-centered and proud A-Boys that we are, A-Boys fought over the Friday slot for CRIBS, which had only 6 slots. It was pretty stupid actually, they're fighting over CRIBS kung saan mas marami yung slots sa Friday sa KBF. Sad.

Anyway, when people were handing the reply slips back to Tito, some people complained since Tito said tomorrow. Then, Tito went like, "Putang ina niyo!" like twice (fascinating that that was his fourth time that day). Tapos, nagkaguluhan. Then, finally, Mrs. Abito intervened and everyone settled down.

After the settling down, she called me and talked to me that she was about to walk out of the classroom. Nagmumurahan na kasi, may bisita pa sa labas tapos ang gulu-gulo. Buti nga lang hindi. Kasi naman, di marunong mahiya. She was actually tearing up already, pinigilan niya lang kasi. Hay. Say sorry, okay? By tomorrow na.

Review? Kasi naman, 2A. Ito na naman tayo. Pababa na naman. Tulad last year. It's the same time when our relationship with Pagsi descended like *whoosh*. Ayusin natin to. Tayo may gawa. Ayusin natin

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Desperado

"Care mo?" - Mico Lopez

Sup?

EDIT: It has been removed because of a certain reason you may not know.

Care mo kung tanggalin ko?

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I Care

RACE - Right. As if. Care? 'Ever.

Romeo and Juliet, perhaps was one of the cheesiest books I've ever read. I mean do they all have to speak before they die? They had to express love? Why? Romeo was only fond of Juliet's body. All those times, they really never loved each other. They just got married because of how they looked.

Romeo, I believe, is one of the guys. Marry, have sex and dump the woman. They never got time to be with each other before they got married. I mean, with Rosaline, he never forgot her. He went all emo pa nga eh just to express his so-called deep affection for her. Then, he entirely forgets about her after seeing Juliet, his other one and only. Hay naku. Teenagers talaga and their hormones.

Juliet, on the other hand, was this psychopath bitch, who was gullible enough to marry Romeo. I mean, if she truly and deeply loved him, she would wait a while to get to know him more and not know him just as a piece of meat waiting for the dog inside her to come out. Then, she goes on missing him day and night like he was this kind of whore she can just boss around to pleasure her. God, so much drama.

Well, they fit each other anyway. Both come from very troubled families. (Ang babaw ng pinagaawayan.) Both are still minors (statutory rape ang tawag po dito). Well, at least they had lives to live unlike someone who can't get a picture of his life.

So, see ya next time.

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Epiphany 1.1

Holy hell. Now I understand why people try to kill themselves. They want to know whether the people who'll stay behind will still care. Holy hell. Anyway, they'll still rot in hell if they kill themselves.

Maybe I won't be my usual self after this.

*sighs a prayer*

[Epiphany is a special post dedicated to epiphanies which I realize at any time of the day.]

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Veiled Obsession

TODAY
I seriously don't know what to blog about today. It's not that nothing happened today, in fact, a lot of things, which I hoped would not, happened today, but it's too hard to think about one thing when everything's about to go back to normal, or so I thought.

Amen.

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F*** Off

[Sorry for not blogging for a few days. Let's just say, I was really tired, really tired.]

About the title, what I thought would be best for today would be a title which you guys can provide. Maybe you guys, who are too exposed to discredited media, would really think that the asterisks should be replaced with u - c - k. I mean, hello? Who would not think of that word? (Hey, guess what? I typed that paragraph without even saying the word itself. I'm that good.)

Well, maybe you should've thought of other words which could fit the phrase F*** Off.

For example:
Face Off. :D
Full Off (continue)
Flew Off
(others)

I mean, lots of possibilities, different meanings, one encrypted phrase: F*** Off.

I learned this phrase from the phrase, "Oh, Lord, sir." This came from Shakespeare's Scribe by Gary L. Blackwood (see previous post for details).

In the story, the the phrase was used by Shakespeare as a line which could face as different kinds of emotions. One phrase, varied expressions. I mean, this was a very powerful phrase. You can use this in different forms. But, when used inappropriately or used at a time when the emotion was not suitable, it can screw everything up. Poof.

Tonight, or should I say, this midnight, I am going to review myself. Judge me if you want, but your opinions are not as important as mine for tonight.

ME. Jan Harvey S. Parafina.

Okay. Let's start off easy. I am a workaholic. I love to do work, but there are limitations to the work I do, though. I only put as much effort on a project which I could consider fun. When everything turns out to be stuff on reading things and shit like that, I'll fall for Slumber easily.

So, I guess, you could call me lazy.

Next, I am a worthless person. All I could do is try to understand people and ends up failing, miserably. I mean, all this time I've been trying to understand myself, and I guess it's pretty hard to when you're distracted by a lot of things, school, homework, real life, etc.

I mean, I believe in stories which I take as true (which makes sense because sometimes, I am the one who misunderstands). And, I'm sorry for that. I have gone overboard and it makes me miserable to know this, but, I have to face it. I make up lies which I myself cannot differentiate from what might be real for a change. Then, when people confront me, I panic, which is why you might not understand me at times. No, I was not being deranged or something, as far as I can tell. Let's just say that I am having a wee problem.

At times, particularly the one time (you know who you are), I feel that I don't deserve some things I this world. I feel that I might be using some people and that I don't deserve to be with acquaintance with them (too formal?). I get these epiphanies, but instead of being bright ones, they're the ones which shadows everything in your life. So, I'm very sorry for those times.

Sometimes, I get so numb, I become inconsiderate. These were times when I feel like forgetting everything else, forget all my problems, forget everything. Then, I start to forget everyone else in this world. One by one, starting from the least of my concerns to the people who are near to me. I get so focused on myself, so self-centered. I mean it's good to care for yourself, but, like a magnifying glass, it's one thing to focus and magnify on one thing, and it's another thing to burn something else in focusing too much. I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry for this. I guess numbness is not the passive loss of a feeling, it's rather the active and voluntary letting go of one's emotions.

At other times, I feel like everything will all falter and break; shatter into pieces as they pierce my skin. I feel like giving up and wonder why the hell am I still living. For heaven's sake, I can't take this much longer. Life's just throwing stones at you, and you're not throwing 'em back. Rather, you pick up those stones, put them in your backpack, and still wonder what to do with it. And, unless I do something with it, the more stones I put in my bag, the more I'll slow and the more I, myself, falter and break.

I got so many masks I've put on all my life. I guess it's time to take them off one by one.

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The Plague

Guess what? No, it's not that someone's dying.

Guess again. No... No virus, which could kill millions of people leaving them dead on the streets, is spreading throughout the city. Well, not that I know of.

Guess again. Give up? Well, I forgot.

Anyway, for today, I'll be reviewing a book, named Shakespeare's Scribe by Gary Blackwood.

Shakespeare's Scribe:

I've only read the first few chapters of the book. And may I say, "Holy shit. It's a freakin' nice book!" I guess these are one of those rare occasions when I actually liked a historical fiction
book (if you know me, you would know that I HATE historical fiction).

The book is about a young orphan, named Widge, who lived in the time of Shakespeare. In this second part of a trilogy, he gets hired by Mr. Shakespeare himself to be an actor and at the same time, make use of his talent of shorthanding, which is writing down plays/scripts quickly (take down notes, etc.; he was used in the first book to steal Shakespeare's play by shorthand). At the time when the story is set, a plague is spreading across England. This forced the Globe Theater, where the Chamberlain's Men, where Widge works, to close. This was why they had to go around England to bring the entertainment to different places. And that's all I know.

The beginning was actually exciting. An adventure was up and about, and the author knew how to delight his fans, although this was my first time to read his book(s). He researched well on his history. He used the language back then. People don't recognize what really happened and what did not actually happen (which is my basis for a good historical fiction). And alot of other things which I would have mentioned but might spoil your interest in the book.

Review? First impressions really do help. But, they won't take you that far. You really still have to stand and deliver (A Boys, familiar?).

Today

I guess today would be all about betrayal, deception and shit like those. These are really bad things to deal with. I mean, getting bit by something unexpected would have hurt like hell. But, still in the end, what hurts you will only make you stronger. I mean, there is no challenge too hard to overcome. Everyone knows that one can do it, only if he'll try hard enough. Giving up is bullshit. I mean, if giving up only means hurting yourself or even take away something which makes you most happy, then, why give up, right?

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How's Your Life?

Okay. So today was pretty boring actually. Trying to finish Breaking Dawn, started with Shakespeare's Scribe, thinking about what to blog about, etc. These were until I went online on Y!M.

I was speaking with lots of people and two of the most interesting conversations I had today were with Lui Narciso of AA and Bryan Mendoza. And the following will be reviews on our conversations:

Bryan Mendoza:

I'm not entirely sure what has happened to this kid. We were speaking about why he did not go with Mabee Clemente and Stephen Narciso to the AA Intrams. Well, I understand him. I mean, according to Marte, he would be overshadowed by them. I tried to convince him to go last night, but I guess he did not.

I'm not irritated by that but he tried to make up excuses to me. Excuses which actually worked for me. But, then again, I don't know if I actually know him that well to say the things I said. I guess he's trying to block me out.

My review? I guess my review would be that change is inevitable and sometimes, you don't want others to know that you've changed ar why you've changed. Some things are meant to be secrets. But secrets are like holes with your treasures in them. You want to cover them up while others want to find it.

Lui Narciso:

Background: She is a friend from AA (A Boys, she's from the soiree).

Okay, so we started with NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). In the middle of our conversation, we talked about our ideas. When she was telling her plot, I remembered the plot of Twilight, and it's pretty similar to her story. So, I told her that. Then... she started saying, "OMG. I'm being compared to the romance-y-love-y story" (or sth like that). Then she started throwing what I think were tantrums.

Okay. I'm screwed. Then, I told her I take that back but she said it's her fault, let's change the subject, etc. But, I kept on insisting that she continues her plot. But... no. (Fail) So I felt bad for saying Twilight in a sentence which compared her story to it.

In the end, I changed topic and ended up talking about movies. Btw, we talked about their intrams (coincidence?).

Review? No one is free from the grip of Twilight. And, random things can turn to connections.

So, that was my day. Why "How's Your Life?" maybe because of the fact that asking people this question will tell you who they might be. I mean, people get to know each other by asking simple questions like that one.

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Destiny

I have recently watched the movie My Sassy Girl (sorry Marte, I watched it na), twice. Why twice? Well, just read on to find out.

Okay. So, the movie is about this smart college dude named Charlie (Jesse Bradford) who just wanted to finish his course in Business and work for a company his dad wants him to work at. All goes well but life had to be so sneaky and his cousin, to whom, I think, he was very close to, died.

So, the day that he received the message, his nerdy friend decided to play the game, "Who do you want to sleep with?" By the way, they were in the middle of Central Park. [The game is played by saying yes while looking at a girl you want to sleep with.] So, after the nerd's turn who basically said yes to all the women he saw, he asked Charlie, who SURPRISINGLY, saw a drunk, blonde chick, whose name you'll know later on would be Jordan, (Elisha Cuthbert) and, you know, love at first sight (in Charlie's point of view) and shit like that.

Then, the next scene shows Jordan, again, drunk, standing near the edge of the platform. Then, Charlie (SURPRISINGLY (oh, why do I even bother?)) shows up and sees Jordan and saved her (SHOCKING!) before the train smashed into her. Then, Jordan passes out and Charlie is troubled by whether he should leave her or take care of her. Then, his so-called new life, began. QUOTE: " There is a time in a man's life when he meets a girl who cuts his life in half: the time before he met her, and the time after."

Their love story was, let's say, a roller coaster. Heck, not even. Maybe, more like a roller coaster with cars replaced with love boats, and passes by a haunted house. It's just complete chaos.

What I loved the most about the movie is the guy's persistence. You will learn later on in the movie that despite of the accident-prone, hazardous, trouble-magnet girl that she is, he still came back for her. I loved how this was portrayed in the movie.

I loved how Elisha Cuthbert portrayed her sassiness and attitude which is like what my title points out. I love her drunk, or at least, acting drunk. She carried it, like she was used to it. Then, her subtlety in how the character should feel was perfect. (I may be biased though)

It looks like a low budget movie though. Somewhat like an indie film. I mean, what American would like to see a movie based on an Korean, let alone, Asian, soap opera. But, despite this, the movie was great no less.

I must admit that I haven't watched the Korean version (original version) of My Sassy Girl, but I liked how the American version wasn't so grandiose about the whole idea. Nothing big added. Just the simple plot.

SPOILER WARNING!!! [Skip this paragraph if you don't want to know what happened]
You should be prepared for a twist in the end. Everything just came together; secrets were revealed. And it moved me. I loved the way they made tear-jerker scenes in the middle of the movie, which is good because they prepared the audience for the dramatic near-the-end scene.

So, if you are planning to watch My Sassy Girl, expect nothing in the beginning. Experience every moment of the whole movie. Try to forget what I've told you because they will ruin some scenes. Watch it with an open mind. You might get easily bored at the start, but be patient and it will be rewarding. Besides, there will be more of the hawt Elisha Cuthbert in the movie. :>

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Welcome 15th Point

Basically, I'm too bored right now. This is why I've decided to review random things I've come across.

So, most likely, I'll be reviewing things like movies, songs, albums, books, etc., all the boring stuff, but I might review certain things about my day and stuff like that. But, instead of the usual review, I might add in things a normal review wouldn't have.

Okay, I'm already bored. Let's get started.

-15th Viewer